An atheist and his girlfriend are sitting in a park getting ready to have a picnic when suddenly a bolt of lighting hits the atheist in the head and he loses half of his braincells.
He says, "Ouch! Dammit! My positive charge must have been strong enough to meet the negative charge of that storm cloud which caused thousands of volts of electricity to come corsing through my body."
Suprizingly realized that he wasn't that injured so, he got ready to start eating again when, WHAM! Another bolt of lighting came crashing down and reducing his braincells to 1/4 of what they were that morning.
He exclaimed, "Dangit! I don't understand it. I'm not wearing anything that could possibly conduct electricity and everyone knows how random it is to get struck by lightning twice. What gives?"
Realizing once again that he isn't physically injured, he gets ready to take a bite out of his sandwich when, BOOM! A third bolt hits him and all he has now, is one braincell left.
He looks at the food, deep in thought and says, "Bless me father for the meal I'm about to recieve."
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