Jay's Quotables

If you want to see what someone is really like, don't look at their facebook profile, look at their pictures

The more friends you have on facebook/myspace, the less you have in real life

Baseball sex refrences make no sense to me.   Many times I've hit homeruns without touching any of the other bases

You can't fail if you don't try and you can't eventually succeed if you don't fail

Chances are if you're reading this, you probably had something better to do but are procrastinating

It's not the light that matters but, whom it illuminates

If a friend gets into it with someone, teach them how to fight.  Unless it's 10 on 2, then teach them how to run

Almost as funny as watching midgets run track

I tell you what, here's my address.  When you think of a comeback, mail it to me

I'd never call you stupid, that's an insult to those that look up to stupid people

If I'm not good at something, I'll let someone else do it.  If they're not good at it, I'll still let them do it and mock them later

Being a Christian and being Christ-Like are 2 totally different things

If I made as much as the Catholic Church, I'd hire Bill Gates to mow my lawn

Just because you said the same thing again only louder, doesn't make it any more right

Spraying more cologne/perfume on you doesn't make it smell better

Challenge everything, demand nothing and occasionally tease your friends

If Mattel came up with the Tickle Me Elmo idea first, everyone would love Barbie

Think for yourself or don't think at all

A great woman once said............